Friday, December 18, 2009

Professional Rock Paper Scissors

 

There is, believe it or not, a Rock, Paper Scissors League. There are even world championships. Your current world champion: American Tim Conrad, who took home a $7,000 cash prize. For playing Rock, Paper, Scissors.



Perhaps the most high-stakes game of Rock, Paper Scissors ever played though was between auction houses Sotheby's and Christie's. Via Wikipedia:
When Takashi Hashiyama, CEO of a Japanese television equipment manufacturer, decided to auction off the collection of impressionist paintings owned by his corporation, including works by Cézanne, Picasso, and van Gogh, he contacted two leading U.S. auction houses, Christie's International and Sotheby's Holdings, seeking their proposals on how they would bring the collection to the market as well as how they would maximize the profits from the sale. Both firms made elaborate proposals, but neither was persuasive enough to get Hashiyama’s business. Unwilling to split up the collection into separate auctions, Hashiyama asked the firms to decide between themselves who would hold the auction, which included Cézanne's "Large Trees Under the Jas de Bouffan", worth $12–16 million.

The houses were unable to reach a decision. Hashiyama told the two firms to play rock-paper-scissors, to decide who would get the rights to the auction, explaining that "it probably looks strange to others, but I believe this is the best way to decide between two things which are equally good."

The auction houses had a weekend to come up with a choice of move. Christie's went to the 11-year-old twin daughters of an employee, who suggested "scissors" because "everybody expects you to choose 'rock'." Sotheby's said that they treated it as a game of chance and had no particular strategy for the game, but went with "paper".


Christie's won the match, with millions of dollars of commission for the auction house.
And for those of you for whom three options is not enough, there is always Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, immortalized on a t-shirt available from ThinkGeek:


Live long and rock scissors.


Thursday, December 17, 2009

Lovely Sailboats


Ann Wood makes the most lovely paper mache boats - and now she has complete instructions on her blog. So nice! If you need any more inspiration you can see some of her sold boats here.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Perfect Little Pincushions


Mimi Kirchner is one of my favorite dollmakers - and she also makes the most fabulous pincushions I've ever seen. Like this Fantasy Island Pincushion. She calls them Tiny World Pincushions. Isn't that perfect?


And look! She sells a pattern too! Just added to my wish list. Now I need to find the perfect tea cup. . .

HOW TO: Make a chicken waterer that doesn't freeze



The water in our chicken coop keeps freezing! What's a backyard poultry farmer to do? Build a homebrew chicken water warmer. Here's how we did it:

 
 
To start, you'll need a large tin coffee can, or something comparable. It just needs to be metal.
 


Next, buy an "Electric Water Pipe Freeze Protection Cable," also known as a "Pipe Heating Cable." These are supposed to be used for keeping exposed pipes from freezing. Our local Ace Hardware had a nice selection of lengths. For this project, you'll want the one that's just three feet long. Out of the box, they look like this:

 
 
 The black part is the heating cable.



The larger orange case is the thermostat, and the black circle is the sensor that must be touching whatever you need to keep warm. This Easy Heat model kicks on when the temperature falls to 38 degrees Fahrenheit, and warms the water until it reaches 45 degrees F. The documentation says it works down to -38 degrees. If that claim is ever tested, our chickens are going to have bigger problems than a frozen water dish.


The last thing you'll want is a tape that can withstand temperature extremes. The Easy Heat manual says electrical tape is fine, but we went fancypants and bought metal repair tape usually meant for duct repair.



Lastly, you'll need a short cake pan. We chose a heart-shaped pan because we love our chickens. Also, it was getting rusty and we were going to throw it out anyway.

 
 
Wrap the heating element part of the cable around the can in a downward spiral, beginning about an inch from the top. Be sure that when you finish, the thermostat part of the cable isn't so low that it'll be sitting in your water. To make sure we didn't screw up, we put the can in the cake pan to help us eyeball it. Make sure the black circle that senses the temperature of the can sits as flat as possible against the can.
 


Tape down the end of the heating cable at the top, and then tape the wire in front of and behind the thermostat, to keep the thermostat from losing its contact.



Once we had all the ends taped down,we went back and added metal tape all along the cable. We figured this would make the connection more secure all along the heating element, and perhaps keep a bit of that heat focused inward, rather tan outward.


 
 
Using a hammer and a Philips-head screwdriver, punch a hole in the can near the height of the cake pan rim, but still below it. The hole is essentially your water line, as, through the miracle of science, the water inside the can will only pour out until the water level outside covers the hole. The same principle works in the dog and cat watering stations that use an upturned two-liter soda bottle.
 
For the hole punching, remember to put something on the inside to hammer against, or you'll just dent your can. The corner of a table you don't mind getting scratched works well.
 
To keep the electrical cord up out of the water (more for chicken accessibility than any worry about the wire in the water) we also ran the orange electrical cord straight back up the can and put a piece of tape on it to hold it there, but you can handle the cord in whatever way works best for your coop.
 
And that's it! It's time to fill up your new de-luxe, heated chicken waterer and plug it in. To fill it, remove the can from the cake pan and fill it up in the sink. Put the cake pan over the open mouth of the can (upside-down) and flip the whole thing over. Do this quickly, and right where you're going to be setting it down, just in case it sloshes. To our surprise though, this actually wasn't a messy affair.
 


We already had electricity running to our coop to power an incandescent bulb on a Christmas tree timer, both to keep our chickens warmer and to extend the chickens' daylight hours, which keeps our hens laying all winter long. (The tree timer is the green box hanging there in the picture; it clicks on at dusk, and can be programmed to switch off again a set number of hours later. We found ours at Target.) The only way to test this sucker was to plug it in out there in the cold and see if it kept the water from freezing, and darn if it didn't work! While our other waterers are frozen solid, the water in our No-Freeze Chicken Waterer is fresh and frost-free all day and all night long.

 
 
Here's hoping your chickens stay warm and well-watered this winter!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Can't. Stop. Drooling.


I just found bacon peanut brittle on Etsy. That's right. Bacon. Peanut. Brittle. Right now I can't imagine a better thing to eat.

Available from bon bon brittle.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Pretty Packages


We're sick of wrapping gifts and then throwing away a mountain of paper after the gifts are all opened. So this year I was inspired by maya*made and we finally got around to painting some of the cardboard boxes we've been hoarding for a couple of years. These are all the kind of boxes that close with a built-in flap - so no tape or anything is needed. Easy-peasy.

We opened the boxes out flat and then used two paint colors on each one. Just your basic acrylic craft paint, dribbled directly onto the box and brushed together a bit as we spread them out. We had planned to stamp them or add stickers after the painting, but we decided they were perfectly pretty as-is. 

The first law of thermodynamics is that you do not talk about thermodynamics.


Check out these hilarious test answers from FunnyExam.com. This is just a sampling of the dozens of gems you can find there. Above, a brilliant Fight Club joke that goes completely unrecognized, and unrewarded, by the teacher. For shame!


Makes sense to me.



Click on this essay about El Nino to read it larger. It's priceless. A sample: "El Nino is Spanish. It is the Spanish word for child. Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous."


I suppose the stick figure guy's name is "Lambert."



Well, it did say "briefly explain."




Now THAT is my kind of math.


True dat.

 
Exam, pursued by a bear.


 
"I don't negotiate with terrorists," this teacher says.



But this teacher responds to kindness!




So does this one! The kid got a check!
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